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Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

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Q: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?

A: Swimming trunks.
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05-Jul-2021 14:16:23

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

A: It wasn’t raining.
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07-Jul-2021 13:07:06

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How can you tell that elephants always ready for an adventure?

A: They’ve always got their trunks ready to go
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Jul-2021 02:08:38

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?

A: An elephant. I lied about the green part.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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10-Jul-2021 22:51:17

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster?

A: A rooster—he only takes a comb, while the elephant takes his whole trunk!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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12-Jul-2021 16:55:14

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

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And now for something completely different - the non-Q & A Elephant Joke...


One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater.

“I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says.

“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says.

“All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …”

After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!”


“Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.”
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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13-Jul-2021 12:21:45

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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^ if u told that joke to an elephant he would tell u "that joke is worse than 9/11". Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

14-Jul-2021 13:09:38

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

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Q: How is an elephant like a tree?

A: They are both gray. Well, except the tree.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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08-Sep-2021 20:31:29

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