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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why shouldn't you use a really nice chess set when you play chess in the park with a
elephant?

A: Really nice chess pieces are made of ebony and
IVORY
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09-Sep-2021 17:46:32

Dadizar
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
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13-Sep-2021 15:04:35

Dadizar
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Q: Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?

A: Ten pounds.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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16-Sep-2021 12:57:40

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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proof of life - a new elephant joke...

Q: What happened to Batman and Robin when a herd of elephants trampled over them ?

A: They became Flatman and Ribbon...
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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07-Nov-2021 22:32:15

Dadizar
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Q: What is grey and pink, grey and pink?

A: Two elephants hiding in a strawberry patch.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Nov-2021 00:03:22

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Sorry, have not found a two elephants walk into a bar joke yet, but here is a traditional Q & A one...


Q: How do you tell an African from an Indian elephant?

A: The ears. Lift them up and whisper “Where you from?”.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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24-Nov-2021 14:42:37

Dadizar
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Did you hear about the elephant with two trunks?

He was carrying his luggage.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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29-Nov-2021 19:08:06

Dadizar
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Q: What is grey and not there.?

A: No elephants.



This could be the dumbest elephant joke yet.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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01-Dec-2021 20:51:04

Dadizar
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Q: What’s the difference between an eggplant and an elephant?

A: If you don’t know, then I’m never asking you to get me any eggplant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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07-Dec-2021 23:32:26

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