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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colors?

A: Because he wanted to hide in the coloring box!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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16-Jul-2022 15:32:29

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

A: An elephant disguised as a banana!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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24-Jul-2022 20:46:12

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

A: Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Jul-2022 23:22:14

Dadizar
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Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

A: You get very lumpy ice cream!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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03-Aug-2022 00:21:55

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

A: It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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06-Aug-2022 16:09:28

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

A: This is the end of me!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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11-Sep-2022 13:02:49

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you get an elephant to stop playing Runescape?

A: Launch Fresh Start Worlds!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Sep-2022 18:23:16 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2022 18:26:20 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

A: Take all the matches out first!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Sep-2022 18:25:24

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