forums.rs

Forums

Tell Us Your Elephant Jokes

Quick find code: 23-24-595-65955938

of 61
Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q: Why don’t elephants ride buses during rush hour?

A: They’re afraid of pick-pockets
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

04-Nov-2018 23:06:29

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

Posts: 994 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
How do u turn a bad dedizar the elephant into a nice dadizar the elephant?

BBQ sauce.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

06-Nov-2018 18:50:13 - Last edited on 06-Nov-2018 18:50:50 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q: What did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?

A: If this place wants to do much business with elephants they’ll need a bigger door!
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

11-Nov-2018 11:09:49

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?

A: Their color.



Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?

A: Here come the elephants.



Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming?

A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

12-Nov-2018 11:02:29

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

A: Take out all the matches first.
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

13-Nov-2018 14:28:49

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?

A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

19-Nov-2018 23:47:01

Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

Posts: 5,902 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Q: What the difference between a herd of elephants and a bunch of grapes?

A: Grapes are
purple
, elephants are
gray
.
§¤*
What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
»¤§

24-Nov-2018 15:51:49

Quick find code: 23-24-595-65955938 Back to Top