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Dadizar
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Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
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26-Nov-2018 00:40:19

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?

A: So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
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27-Nov-2018 20:44:01

Dadizar
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Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?

A: An inside out elephant.
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28-Nov-2018 23:05:23 - Last edited on 28-Nov-2018 23:05:35 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
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30-Nov-2018 21:31:38

Dadizar
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Q: How do you know if you pass an elephant?

A: You can't get the toilet seat down.
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02-Dec-2018 11:31:34

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