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Dadizar
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff?

A: "That's how the big bull bounces."
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03-Jul-2020 12:49:34

Dadizar
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Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tub of gelatin?

A: Follow the directions on the back of the box.
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04-Jul-2020 01:01:03

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants live in the jungle?

A: Because it's far away from the high rent district.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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05-Jul-2020 14:15:40

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants jump across rivers?

A: So they don't step on the fish.
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07-Jul-2020 14:39:08 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2020 14:53:34 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: Why does an elephant never forget?

A: What's he got to remember? Does an elephant have to remember where he parked his car, or his wedding anniversary, or if he left the water running in the sink?
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09-Jul-2020 12:24:02

Dadizar
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Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle?

A: "There goes Tarzan leaving the jungle." ---- Except there was one tiny little elephant who ran out in front and said, "Goodbye."`
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10-Jul-2020 15:55:24

Dadizar
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Q: Why hasn't anyone started a "Hug Your Elephant Day?"

A: Because they forgot.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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11-Jul-2020 17:35:34

Dadizar
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Q: Why doesn't the CIA train elephants for espionage?

A: Because they can't hide very well.
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12-Jul-2020 17:18:46

Dadizar
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Q: Why don't elephants get parts in Western Movies?

A: Because they find them boots big enough to fit.
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13-Jul-2020 14:30:44

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