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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why don't elephants get invited to Buckingham Palace?

A: They can't find the right hat to wear.
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15-Jul-2020 18:19:04

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why aren't elephants in the Space program?

A: Because they steal all the peanuts from the other astronauts.
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16-Jul-2020 12:33:00

Dadizar
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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
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17-Jul-2020 18:01:50

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?

A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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19-Jul-2020 14:01:51

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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22-Jul-2020 12:45:50

Dadizar
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Q: What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

A: The Loch Ness Elephant !
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24-Jul-2020 21:46:10

Dadizar
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Q: What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

A: An elephant with hiccups!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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31-Jul-2020 20:52:45

Dadizar
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Q: What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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01-Aug-2020 02:16:30

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