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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?

A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
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21-Jul-2018 12:44:07

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?

A: Because if they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
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22-Jul-2018 13:52:28

Dadizar
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Q: What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, squish ,clomp, clomp, clomp, swish..?

A: An elephant with a wet tennis shoe!
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24-Jul-2018 10:22:32

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants have such big ears?

A: It doesn’t matter, it’s earelephant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Jul-2018 20:06:56

Dadizar
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Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?

A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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28-Jul-2018 13:10:35

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