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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?

A: You can't dip an elephant in your tea!
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21-Jul-2019 22:04:54

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sparrow?

A: Broken telephone wires!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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23-Jul-2019 00:06:15

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How many elephants can you put into an empty stadium?

A: One - after that it isn't empty!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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24-Jul-2019 22:07:59

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: Ten after one!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Jul-2019 01:42:52

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