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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What should you do to a green elephant?

A: Bury it! You were only supposed to hold its nose until it turned blue.
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06-Jun-2018 00:45:09

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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Why don't elephants go skiing?

they cant fit in the chair lift.


If u were a banana why wouldn't an elephant eat u?

Because u're not very nice.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

08-Jun-2018 18:49:24 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2018 19:00:37 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s large and gray and goes around and around in circles?

A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Jun-2018 19:13:39

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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If u were a knife, why wouldn't an elephant eat a steak with u?

cos u're dull as fuck.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

10-Jun-2018 11:12:39 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2018 11:13:19 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why don’t elephants ride bicycles?

A: They don’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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15-Jun-2018 20:27:31

NannyOgg
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NannyOgg

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?

Open the fridge door, shove the giraffe in, close the door.


How do you get an elephant in the fridge?

Open the door, get the giraffe out, shove the elephant in, close the door

16-Jun-2018 11:19:57

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