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Dadizar
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Q: How do you catch an elephant?

A: Wait at a street corner, and when you see the elephant raise your hand and yell, “Yo, elephant!”
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20-Jun-2018 21:47:24

Dadizar
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Q: What did Claude Rains say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, he could not see it, it was the Invisible Elephant.
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21-Jun-2018 23:27:52

Nox Bow Down

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Dadizar said :
Q: What did the cat say to the elephant?

A: “Meow!”


My neighbours cat says "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eow?!"


Why are elephants so sad?

Their ears aren't wings.
I feed my neighbours cat and take off his collar.

22-Jun-2018 19:24:00 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2018 19:37:28 by Nox Bow Down

Dadizar
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Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening?

A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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23-Jun-2018 10:52:03

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants eat raw food?

A: Because they don't know how to cook!
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26-Jun-2018 20:36:48

Dadizar
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Q: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

A: Try picking them up!
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04-Jul-2018 02:00:24

Dadizar
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Q: How do you make an elephant sandwich?

A: First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread!
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05-Jul-2018 00:01:39 - Last edited on 05-Jul-2018 03:30:25 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: How does an astronomer catch an elephant?

A: With a telescope, a matchbox, and a pair of tweezers. Go to the jungle, and when you see an elephant, turn the telescope the wrong way around and look through it. The elephant will now be so small that you can pick it up with the tweezers and put it in the matchbox.
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07-Jul-2018 12:37:45

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