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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?

A: An elephant six-pack.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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03-Feb-2018 18:32:43

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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What would u call a drunk elephant?

pissed fight (uhhh ha! That one is actually a little funny)
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

05-Feb-2018 08:42:26 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:39:45 by Bel Tiamat

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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An elephant said "I have big ears! No need to say
piss fight
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

05-Feb-2018 18:43:56 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:38:49 by Bel Tiamat

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Why do elephant hunt in packs?

piss fight
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

10-Feb-2018 18:09:08 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:37:07 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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12-Feb-2018 00:32:35

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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What does an elephant do on Sundays?

piss fight
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

14-Feb-2018 08:58:11 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:36:13 by Bel Tiamat

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Knock knock*

who there?

Piss fight.

]piss fight who?

there's an elephant over there piss fighting on ur letterbox
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

15-Feb-2018 03:37:11 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:35:18 by Bel Tiamat

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Elephant? Elephant who?

elephant piss fight
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

16-Feb-2018 13:28:22 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:31:51 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: He doesn’t! Even elephants know you get down from a goose!


Q: Oh, all right. How do elephants get out of trees?
A: They float down on the leaves between 4pm and 6pm.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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17-Feb-2018 18:08:44

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