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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him ‘lunch’.
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11-Jan-2018 10:39:01

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you make an elephant float?

A: Well, you take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons
tons of bananas,…..
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15-Jan-2018 09:19:29

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

A: Annette!



Q: What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

A: Russell!



Q: What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?

A: Warren!
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16-Jan-2018 11:02:30

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you lift an elephant with one hand?

A: You can't, elephants don't have hands.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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17-Jan-2018 10:22:51

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
A: It’s bike is outside.




Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.



Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
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25-Jan-2018 12:57:15

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How can you tell if there’s an elephant on your back during an hurricane?

A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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26-Jan-2018 13:58:31

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