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Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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What does an elephant do in a piss fight?

idk, I'm not a fuxking elephant.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

18-Feb-2018 16:22:17 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2018 04:30:41 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants have such big ears?

A: It doesn’t matter, it’s earelephant.
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19-Feb-2018 10:27:55

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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A baby elephant was asking his mother "why is it that sheep only say " baaa"?" And the mother replied
that's all u get when sheep teach sheep.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

24-Feb-2018 10:32:31

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on vacation.


Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse coming back from vacation.


Q: What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails?
A: Two elephants.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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24-Feb-2018 18:12:18

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