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Nox Bow Down

Nox Bow Down

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Y don't u ever promise to do a meercat a favour?
He'll ask u to kiss an elephants butt for him o.0


When elephants go skydiving do they need 2 backup parachutes? I feed my neighbours cat and take off his collar.

07-Jul-2018 18:32:25 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2018 18:41:23 by Nox Bow Down

Nox Bow Down

Nox Bow Down

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Why'd the pimp weigh the elephant.

he didn't wanna be on top.


What'd the elephant say to the naked man?

you should see it hard o.O


What'd the elephant go into the mensroom for?

to compare trunks.


How happy is an elephant after running a marathon ?
Depends if he won or not.
I feed my neighbours cat and take off his collar.

14-Jul-2018 05:05:53 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2018 07:38:00 by Nox Bow Down

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How does a programmer catch an elephant?

A: Fly to Cape Town and head east. When you reach the ocean, go slightly north and head west. Keep repeating this until you see an elephant, then grab it.
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14-Jul-2018 23:44:49

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How does an experienced programmer catch an elephant?

A: The same way; but before you start, you place an elephant at Gibraltar, so you won’t fall into the Mediterranean if there are no elephants.
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14-Jul-2018 23:45:20

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Why don't elephants get sore feet from wearing high heels?

they wear them on their trunks.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

18-Jul-2018 19:48:42

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