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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Finally found some new ones!


Q: What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

A: An elephant with hiccups!
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04-Jul-2019 20:01:24

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s grey and goes round and round?

Q: An elephant in a washing machine!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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07-Jul-2019 23:13:30

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

A: The Loch Ness Elephant!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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11-Jul-2019 10:27:34

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?

A: An elephant holding its breath!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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13-Jul-2019 10:13:04

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?

A: An elephant in a lift!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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16-Jul-2019 23:54:35

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