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Dadizar
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Megycal said :
Q. What do you call an elephant with a spade on its head?

A.Doug
Thanks for submitting a joke, it made me chuckle, and i really needed a chuckle today. :)


Q: What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

A: Russell!
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06-Mar-2021 20:28:57

Dadizar
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Q: What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?

A: Warren!
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09-Mar-2021 11:10:53

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Q: What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?

A: Terrified!
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09-Mar-2021 11:11:49

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!
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12-Mar-2021 23:30:16

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Q: What animals were last to leave the ark?

A: The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
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14-Mar-2021 14:02:08

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