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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q. How do you stop an elephant from smelling?

A. Tie a knot in his trunk.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Aug-2018 20:36:11

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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How do u know when an elephant is drunk?

He lost his trunk o.0
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

16-Aug-2018 07:57:31 - Last edited on 19-Aug-2018 11:16:56 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you prevent an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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18-Aug-2018 11:53:47

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Why did the elephant perm ban NOx Bow Down from the forums?

elephants are jealous of sexy butts.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

26-Aug-2018 21:13:34

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk?

A: An unripe elephant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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31-Aug-2018 23:11:33

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