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Dadizar
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Q: Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees??
A: Because they are really good at it!
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23-May-2020 19:24:46

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino


Where does an elephant put its suitcases?

In the trunk, of course.
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24-May-2020 07:06:51

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

A: Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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27-May-2020 14:51:18

Dadizar
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Q: How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?

A: VERY carefully!
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29-May-2020 12:23:33

Dadizar
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Q: What did the elephant say to the crocodile when it bit off his nose?

A: What 'cha go and do that for?

The answer should be read out loud, pinching your nose closed with your hand.

Tell this joke to a young child everyday for a week or so and by the end of that time they usually laugh uncontrollably every time they hear it thereafter, even though it s the lamest elephant joke of all time.
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29-May-2020 17:22:35 - Last edited on 29-May-2020 17:23:34 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters?

A: So you can tell them from boy elephants.
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31-May-2020 10:41:42

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?

A: So they can trip birds.
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02-Jun-2020 18:40:22

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