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Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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Scouse said :
If i run through with my pockets pulled out and the obvious appendage hanging out while giggling.

Would that not be classed as a joke again?

Much love

Scouse - Swimming trunks are not classed as a wildlife picture!!

That was my joke a long time ago...

Q. Why don't just see an elephant hiding in a tree?
A. Cos he's hiding.
Reply. Wrong, he's hiding in my pants *pulls off pockets*.

Ps, its not a joke if trunk is on display o.0 Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

14-Mar-2021 17:45:18 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2021 17:46:01 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A: A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
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17-Mar-2021 04:45:49

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Something not quite elephant today...

Q: Why did the bear cross the road?

A: To get to the other cub!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3IFJiBzrY
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31-Mar-2021 17:28:26

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

A: It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!
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27-Apr-2021 11:47:48

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

A: Six weeks old!
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28-Apr-2021 10:06:29

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

A: This is the end of me!
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01-May-2021 10:03:24

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