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Dadizar
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Q: What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

A: Out of the way!
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06-May-2021 12:30:58

Dadizar
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Q: Why do the elephants have short tails?

A: Because they can’t remember long stories!
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08-May-2021 09:57:08

Dadizar
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Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

A: Because the elephant isn’t chicken!
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09-May-2021 20:27:31

Dadizar
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RIPanda said :
Dadizar said :
Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

A: Raining elephants!


Raining cats and dogs poo would be even worse. Given these new parameters...

Still the elephant!!!
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13-May-2021 11:15:39

Dadizar
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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A: A jumbo yeti.



Come on now, this one is rather funny! :P
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22-May-2021 13:31:55

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