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Dadizar
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Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping?

A: When he is in bed with the covers pulled up and wearing pajamas and his pink tennis shoes are off, the chances are he's asleep, if he's snoring! But, watch out just in case.
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04-Jun-2020 02:15:44

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the elephant walk around in polka dotted socks?

A: Somebody stole his tennis shoes.
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06-Jun-2020 18:15:03

Dadizar
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Q: How do you housebreak an elephant?

A: You get 14 copies of the New York Times - the Sunday Edition.
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07-Jun-2020 21:06:53

Dadizar
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Q: What did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?

A: "If this place wants to do much business with elephants, they better get bigger revolving doors."
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08-Jun-2020 13:17:29

Dadizar
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Q: How do you make a hamburger for an elephant?

A: First you take 500 jars of mustard, 60 gallons of catsup, 90 pounds of onions and then you get this BIG BIG bun....
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09-Jun-2020 10:39:00

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Dadizar said :
Q: How do you make a hamburger for an elephant?

A: First you take 500 jars of mustard, 60 gallons of catsup, 90 pounds of onions and then you get this BIG BIG bun....


Oh! How interesting. I was wondering how much I needed for my elephant. Tell, me please, do you use eleburger or hamburger and how much. You didn't specify. ;)
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09-Jun-2020 18:55:23

Dadizar
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Q: What do elephants eat besides hamburgers?

A: Canned elephant food.
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10-Jun-2020 19:43:43

Dadizar
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Q: What did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it?

A: "How many times have I told you kids --- don't play in the street."
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13-Jun-2020 11:18:16

Dadizar
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Q: Why don't elephants ride buses during rush hour?

A: They're afraid of pick pockets.
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15-Jun-2020 20:21:27

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