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Dadizar
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Q: What does an elephant smell like after it takes a shower?

A: A wet elephant.
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16-Jun-2020 23:20:12

Dadizar
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Q: Why don't elephants like martinis?

A: Did you ever try to get an olive out of your nose?
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18-Jun-2020 01:01:45

Dadizar
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Q: Why aren't more elephants called Walter?

A: Because Ed and Norm seem to be better names for them.
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20-Jun-2020 01:02:33

Dadizar
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Q: How does an elephant get out of a phone booth?

A: The same way he got in.
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22-Jun-2020 14:51:39

Dadizar
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Q: What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank?

A: "Hi, Pop!"
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23-Jun-2020 15:46:28

Dadizar
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Q: What do you call a hippopotamus who's been carrying elephants across the river all day?

A: A VERY VERY tired hippo.
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25-Jun-2020 01:40:15

Dadizar
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Q: What did Jane say when she say the elephant working in the drug store?

A: "I didn't know the giraffe had sold this place."


This joke is funnier when all of the Tarzan/Jane elephant jokes are read together.
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27-Jun-2020 12:02:33

Dadizar
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Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: If you want to know about woodchuck's you'll have to google woodchuck chuck jokes. This is for elephants.
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01-Jul-2020 10:58:37

Adarajin
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May have already had this one in the thread but....

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros?
The 'elephino


EDIT: Wow, after reading through entire thread, I found a few really good ones, some decent ones, and a lot of ones that should probably be hidden as inappropriate... oh, and I was surprised - I didn't see my joke until page 44 of this thread. Things may be looking down now, but I see a light at the end of the tunnel;
Do you think I should get off the tracks?

02-Jul-2020 05:39:15 - Last edited on 02-Jul-2020 06:12:20 by Adarajin

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