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Dadizar
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”




Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.




Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”
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29-Jul-2018 12:21:48

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!
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30-Jul-2018 09:32:25

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

A: It wasn’t raining.
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02-Aug-2018 21:27:36 - Last edited on 02-Aug-2018 21:28:02 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Q: Why don’t more elephants go to college?

A: Not too many elephants finish high school. :-(
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06-Aug-2018 00:21:57

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