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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you do with a elephant with 3 balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the bear
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31-Jan-2019 11:28:23

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?

A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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01-Feb-2019 09:29:34

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: The chicken couldn't be bothered!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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06-Feb-2019 20:15:27

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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And now for something completely different...

Q: Are We Not Men?

A: We Are Devo!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Feb-2019 09:32:05

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why are golf balls small and white?

A: Because if they were big and grey they would be elephants.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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13-Feb-2019 23:34:22

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