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Dadizar
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?

A: Cos(Theta) Note: Assumes |elephant| = |grape| = 1
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18-Jan-2019 09:38:52

Dadizar
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?

A: Zero - a mountain climber is a scaler.
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19-Jan-2019 00:01:50

Dadizar
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Change in format for today's joke since I am an old nerd and still chuckling over the last two posts.


See the responses when several mathematicians are asked, "how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?"


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21-Jan-2019 21:34:32

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs?

A: To trip low flying canaries.
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24-Jan-2019 21:31:54

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the elephant have a yellow spot on his butt?

A: He wasn't laying on his back.
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26-Jan-2019 10:09:06

Dadizar
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Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.
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27-Jan-2019 10:03:27

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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?

A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead! (damn elephants get into everything!)
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30-Jan-2019 11:05:52

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