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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why wasn’t the elephant allowed on the airplane?

A: Because his trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
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22-May-2018 18:07:04

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

A: So he can sneak up on mice!
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24-May-2018 13:32:17

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the elephant paint her toenails all different colors?

A: So she could hide in a bag of m&m’s.
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29-May-2018 01:02:20

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What should you do to a red elephant?

A: Quit telling it dirty jokes.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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03-Jun-2018 13:17:50

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What should you do to a white elephant?

A: Hold its nose until it turns blue, then follow the directions for a blue elephant.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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05-Jun-2018 10:32:27

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