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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?

A: "Tusk tusk!"
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10-Jan-2019 21:38:58

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you hunt for elephants?

A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.
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12-Jan-2019 09:57:14

Dadizar
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Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

A: He called a tow truck.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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14-Jan-2019 20:16:29

Dadizar
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A: A two-ton pickup.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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15-Jan-2019 22:38:07

Dadizar
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Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?

A: None of the offspring survived.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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16-Jan-2019 20:49:38

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