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Dadizar
Oct Member 2005

Dadizar

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Q: What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?

A: The tusk fairy!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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08-Aug-2020 10:29:55

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?

A: One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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01-Feb-2021 17:44:14

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

A: One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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02-Feb-2021 22:53:54

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A: A gooseberry is green!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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07-Feb-2021 18:27:58

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep?

A: Trunkquilizers!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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08-Feb-2021 21:10:31

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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What's the difference between a soccer ball and an elephant?

the elephant would kick you 100 yards.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

09-Feb-2021 05:54:11

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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What should an elephant with stage fright do?

picture the audience without trunks...
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

10-Feb-2021 01:12:34

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