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RIPanda

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Dadizar said :
Q: What do a fire truck and an elephant have in common?

A: They’re both red, except for the elephant.


Why aren't you an ugly elephant?

cos you're not an elephant.
6/2(1+2)=
6/2*1(1+2)=

NEIN!

22-Jun-2021 11:48:55 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2021 11:51:06 by RIPanda

Dadizar
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Q: What does elephant and rabbit have in common?

A: They both start with letter R if elephants name is Raul
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28-Jun-2021 23:54:34

Dadizar
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe?

A: A visit from the ethics board and a rescind of your grant.
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Dadizar
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Q: What Do You Get When You Cross An Elephant And A Potato?

A: Mashed potatoes!
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02-Jul-2021 14:55:59

Bel Tiamat
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Whats the difference between an elephant and a pair of underpants?

ya can't wear an elephant on your head.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

03-Jul-2021 07:27:34 - Last edited on 03-Jul-2021 09:07:58 by Bel Tiamat

Dadizar
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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails different colors?

A: To hide in the jelly bean jar, of course!
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04-Jul-2021 14:05:22

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