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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant stop coming to the forums to post elephant jokes?

A: It got depressed after making 18k yak pouches and only getting one spirit yak! =(


P.S. Doing better now. Second yak after 21k+ pouches.
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13-Sep-2018 23:36:43 - Last edited on 15-Sep-2018 15:21:55 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?

A: Swimming Trunks!
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15-Sep-2018 15:20:15

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How do you catch an elephant?

First, you dig a large hole, and fill it with ashes. In the center, you put a plate with peas on it, and then hide in the bushes and wait.

When an elephant comes along and stops for a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
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15-Sep-2018 19:37:14

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How can you tell that elephants always ready for an adventure?

A: They’ve always got their trunks ready to go.
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25-Sep-2018 20:18:10 - Last edited on 25-Sep-2018 20:18:27 by Dadizar

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell?

A: Trunk or no trunk it would still smell pretty bad!
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01-Oct-2018 12:06:18

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you get two elephants in a pickup truck?

A: One in the cab, one in the back.




Q: How do you get two mice in a pickup truck?

A: You can’t … it’s full of elephants.
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06-Oct-2018 21:37:31

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