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Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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Why did the elephant brake his legs when he got up too fast?

his legs were made of asparagus.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

17-Oct-2018 12:04:26

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Where are elephants found?

A: Elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost.
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23-Oct-2018 22:04:28

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants live in the jungle?

A: Because they can’t fit in the house!
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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28-Oct-2018 18:46:02

Bel Tiamat
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Bel Tiamat

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If there were twelve elephants in a row, why would dadizar be the 5th elephant?

he never comes first.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

30-Oct-2018 08:32:41

Bel Tiamat
Nov Member 2023

Bel Tiamat

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"What's that ugly thing on ur trunk?"

oh, it's ur face.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

01-Nov-2018 07:37:15 - Last edited on 01-Nov-2018 07:41:23 by Bel Tiamat

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