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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing: peanuts can’t talk.
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18-Mar-2018 19:17:59

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

A: About 3,000 miles.
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20-Mar-2018 08:54:25

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When an elephant came home with 500 bars of soap, his friend said "that's enough soap to keep u clean for 10 years!" The elephant replied

No. I plan to get really dirty.
Beach pie

20-Mar-2018 12:11:21 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2018 12:12:15 by RIPPER DEVIL

Dadizar
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Q: Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?

A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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22-Mar-2018 14:35:40

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