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Dadizar
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Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: They’re all on the same team.
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25-Mar-2018 13:27:32

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant eat a hamburger?

A: It did not want to be mistaken for a crusading, intolerant vegan zealot.
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27-Mar-2018 21:52:42

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: To make room for chicken jokes in off topic.
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04-Apr-2018 15:14:32

Rooh
Jan
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2006

Rooh

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(Probably the oldest elephant joke ever...)

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

04-Apr-2018 15:36:47

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?

A: For carrying their library cards.
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05-Apr-2018 22:33:33

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