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Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

14-Apr-2018 10:05:08 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:03:54 by Bel Tiamat

Jan

2006

Rooh

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What animal is grey with big ears and a trunk?

A mouse going on his holidays.

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

14-Apr-2018 15:42:10

Dong U Dead

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Q: What is the size of an elephant but doesn't weigh a thing?

A: Its shadow.

If fat means flavour then I'm ******* delicious!

14-Apr-2018 18:16:14

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Elephants have smelly hands..

their trunk is a hand and a smelly.

Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

17-Apr-2018 08:22:44

Nox Bow Down

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Trunk I feed my neighbours cat and take off his collar.

17-Apr-2018 09:49:33 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:44:51 by Nox Bow Down

Oct

2005

Dadizar

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Q: Where do elephants with skin problems go?

A: Pachydermatologists.

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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia

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21-Apr-2018 23:55:35

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

27-Apr-2018 09:35:10 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:04:35 by Bel Tiamat

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Whyd the elephant buy a tongue cape?

=p

Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

29-Apr-2018 18:04:29

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

Posts: 994 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

29-Apr-2018 18:14:39 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:05:48 by Bel Tiamat

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

Posts: 994 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

29-Apr-2018 18:16:53 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:06:21 by Bel Tiamat

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