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A: An embarrassed elephant!

A: First, you bake a cake with 3 raisins. Pink Elephants LOVE raisins. Then, you travel through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch. Once you are in Pink Elephant country, you set down the cake and wait. Eventually, a Pink Elephant comes along and sees the cake. He eats the raisins, and throws away the cake.

Then, you travel back through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch.

Next, you bake a cake with 2 raisins. Pink Elephants LOVE raisins. Then, you travel through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch. Once you are in Pink Elephant country, you set down the cake and wait. Eventually, a Pink Elephant comes along and sees the cake. He eats the raisins, and throws away the cake.

Then, you travel back through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch.

Next, you bake a cake with 1 raisin. Pink Elephants LOVE raisins. Then, you travel through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch. Once you are in Pink Elephant country, you set down the cake and wait. Eventually, a Pink Elephant comes along and sees the cake. He eats the raisin, and throws away the cake.

Then, you travel back through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch.

Next, you bake a cake with NO raisins. Then, you travel through Purple Elephant country. Purple Elephants are really easy to catch. Once you are in Pink Elephant country, you set down the cake and wait. Eventually, a Pink Elephant comes along and sees the cake. Seeing a cake with no raisins, he turns purple with rage.

Purple Elephants are really easy to catch.

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A: To get the group discount on blue tennis shoes

A: So their blue tennis shoes don't get wet

A: An elephant with a wet blue tennis shoe

A: "Hey, babe, nice blue tennis shoes"

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.

A: An elephant holding its breath!

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