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Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?

A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
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03-Dec-2018 00:51:56

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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03-Dec-2018 20:24:58

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?

A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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04-Dec-2018 19:58:30

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagon bug?

A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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05-Dec-2018 19:54:19

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?

A: Footprints in the butter.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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06-Dec-2018 21:20:15

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?

A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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07-Dec-2018 20:25:20

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?

A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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08-Dec-2018 10:58:47

Dadizar
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Dadizar

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Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There's a VW bug parked outside it.
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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia
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09-Dec-2018 17:23:50

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