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Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

06-May-2018 03:40:11 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:08:45 by Bel Tiamat

Sal J

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Q: What do you call an elephant tale?

A: All backwards and not seeing the tale for the elephant.

Never drop a valuable item.

Ikki blaka niður virðismikil ting.

07-May-2018 21:53:05

May

2023

Katttak

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

// ATARAXIA clan member //

11-May-2018 20:37:41

May

2023

Katttak

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Why did the baby elephant want to borrow a suitcase?

Because he only had a little trunk.

// ATARAXIA clan member //

11-May-2018 20:44:13

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

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Why can't u trust a duck?

they're unbelievabill.

Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

13-May-2018 20:08:52

Oct

2005

Dadizar

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Bel Tiamat said :
Why can't u trust a duck?

they're unbelievabill.

And they are NOT elephants!

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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia

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13-May-2018 21:42:18

RIPanda

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What do u call an elephant wearing a duck costume?

unbelievabill.

6/2(1+2)=

6/2*1(1+2)=

NEIN!

14-May-2018 09:52:40 - Last edited on 14-May-2018 09:52:59 by RIPanda

Aug

2013

Jeremy Cheng

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No.

15-May-2018 00:54:09

Nov

2023

Bel Tiamat

Posts: 994 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile

Trunk Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.

15-May-2018 11:26:42 - Last edited on 25-May-2018 07:09:38 by Bel Tiamat

Oct

2005

Dadizar

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Q: What do you do with old cannon balls?

A: Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?

A: From playing marbles.

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What love we've given, we'll have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. - Leo Buscaglia

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17-May-2018 22:07:52

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