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Two elephants walk into a hardware store.

The first elephant says to the second, " go & find some rust proof nails, whilst I look for the timber. "

The second elephant replies, " I'm an elephant, I can't comprehend the message you're trying to convey .... "


Both elephants shat on the concrete floor before going on a wild rampage & charging their way through isles of stacked goods.

18 people were injured in the event, & sadly 4 died at the scene & 2 are currently on life support & will likely succumb to their injuries.

Yet amidst the tragedy, a single glimmer of hope seems to have risen from the mangled web of bent whipper snippers & strewn lawn mowers, a note was found with the handwritten message stating .....

Are pigs really just that of miniature elephants?
....... West & drop a single ore .

18-Dec-2018 08:12:21

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Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?

A: Depends on the number of elephants.
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19-Dec-2018 21:28:42

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Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW bug discover?

A: The sun roof.
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21-Dec-2018 19:12:53

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Q: The Lion (Animal king) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?

A: They were stuck in the VW bug.
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23-Dec-2018 08:45:07

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