Dilbert2001
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New year and new resolution for Jagex and likely new owner.
I need to get ready to be the CEO of not just RS3, OSRS, SCUM, Pipeworks, unannounced Jagex games and Jagex Partners games, but likely more new games yet to come. As Jagex is moving to become a multibillion dollar market cap company, I need to prepare to be a AAA CEO.
oh Dilbert, 3 years on and you are still drooling at the fantasy of being CEO. My god, never change bud. all the best to you for when this place is closed.
R0BERTO
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Dilbert2001
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New year and new resolution for Jagex and likely new owner.
I need to get ready to be the CEO of not just RS3, OSRS, SCUM, Pipeworks, unannounced Jagex games and Jagex Partners games, but likely more new games yet to come. As Jagex is moving to become a multibillion dollar market cap company, I need to prepare to be a AAA CEO.
oh Dilbert, 3 years on and you are still drooling at the fantasy of being CEO. My god, never change bud. all the best to you for when this place is closed.
If I was CEO, id make you the co-CEO Dilbert.
I love how half the debate of the forums closing down is roasting Dilbert. It's like the RuneScape version of the 'Lamar roasts Franklin' meme from GTA V.
All that time spent on writing down the drain forever.
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Kings Abbot
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R0BERTO
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Dilbert2001
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New year and new resolution for Jagex and likely new owner.
I need to get ready to be the CEO of not just RS3, OSRS, SCUM, Pipeworks, unannounced Jagex games and Jagex Partners games, but likely more new games yet to come. As Jagex is moving to become a multibillion dollar market cap company, I need to prepare to be a AAA CEO.
oh Dilbert, 3 years on and you are still drooling at the fantasy of being CEO. My god, never change bud. all the best to you for when this place is closed.
If I was CEO, id make you the co-CEO Dilbert.
I love how half the debate of the forums closing down is roasting Dilbert. It's like the RuneScape version of the 'Lamar roasts Franklin' meme from GTA V.
All that time spent on writing down the drain forever.
But he's going to buy the company and make himself CEO. Just ask 'em
R0BERTO
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Dilbert2001
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New year and new resolution for Jagex and likely new owner.
I need to get ready to be the CEO of not just RS3, OSRS, SCUM, Pipeworks, unannounced Jagex games and Jagex Partners games, but likely more new games yet to come. As Jagex is moving to become a multibillion dollar market cap company, I need to prepare to be a AAA CEO.
oh Dilbert, 3 years on and you are still drooling at the fantasy of being CEO. My god, never change bud. all the best to you for when this place is closed.
If I was CEO, id make you the co-CEO Dilbert.
Don't you realize we are, yes we are and not I am, the CEO of Jagex in this thread?
We are the CEO, not drooling at the fantasy of being CEO of Jagex in this thread, and I am not alone as there plenty of other Jagex CEO in this thread.
Kings Abbot
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R0BERTO
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Dilbert2001
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New year and new resolution for Jagex and likely new owner.
I need to get ready to be the CEO of not just RS3, OSRS, SCUM, Pipeworks, unannounced Jagex games and Jagex Partners games, but likely more new games yet to come. As Jagex is moving to become a multibillion dollar market cap company, I need to prepare to be a AAA CEO.
oh Dilbert, 3 years on and you are still drooling at the fantasy of being CEO. My god, never change bud. all the best to you for when this place is closed.
If I was CEO, id make you the co-CEO Dilbert.
I love how half the debate of the forums closing down is roasting Dilbert. It's like the RuneScape version of the 'Lamar roasts Franklin' meme from GTA V.
All that time spent on writing down the drain forever.
Everyone's emotions are high right now, and all their frustrations are coming out as one.
Everyone who has frequented the forums, particularly over recent years, seem to have the same two frustrations
As for what I'd do if I were CEO of Jagex, I'd follow through with "deleting" the forums, archive them off in a hidden area, and surprise the community with the upgraded forums we all deserve!
1. I would immediately fire all programmers involved in making cosmetics.
2. Next, hand 60 day notices to all game content programmers. If you cant produce game content like it was when Andrew's crew managed runescape...then you will be fired.
3. I would ordered all game content be converted to VR only.
Think about it, fighting something like a KDB in VR would be badass.
1. get rid of eoc
2. get rid of mtx
3.revert the game to 2009
4.make game single player and available to everyone for the end of time
5.get rid of the memory of eoc by going back into time and putting 2011 on an endless loop.
We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape.