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Sc Jw
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Dilbert2001 said :
Sc Jw said :
Dilbert, you really need to step back some fella. Having a few fantasies is one thing but you are taking it to extremes. As it's obvious you have no real world experience in these matters let me clue you in a tad.

The CEO serves at the pleasure of the board of directors, and they in turn serve at the pleasure of the stock holders (doesn't matter if public or private, there are still "shares&quot ;) . You, as CEO, will do whatever the BoD tells you to do, or you will be replaced.

From a practical standpoint the BoD sets the strategic direction for the company. The CEO executes it tactically.

I am the CEO not you. I have my life outside my job as the CEO of Jagex too. It is my responsibility to bring the best to the company as well as myself.

In case if you don't know, there are two people in the Board of Direction, me, the CEO and the CFO. So I am just listening to myself as my CFO is subordinated to me.

I just read this off to my wife, the entire exchange, and she laughed for over a minute. For that and that alone I salute you for the most hilarious thing either of us have heard in quite some time.

Unfortunately as the owner of Carlyle through my trust funds I'm now forced to notify the board that it's time for you to go.

28-Sep-2023 00:15:46

Sc Jw
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Dilbert2001 said :
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We are talking about the CEO of Jagex, not the owner of Carlyle. You don't belong.
That's called reality kicking in, which obviously interferes with your fantasy. Your sole job as CEO is execute the instructions of the owner(s). You don't get to do whatever you want.

You'll either do what the owner tells you, and/or we don't like the result, or your FIRED.

28-Sep-2023 00:43:56

Dilbert2001
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I will call for even more attention on very positive but understated information.

https://www.jagex.com/en-GB/products

We have 257 quests in RS3 now. Instead of stating 230+ quests, it should better be reflected as 250+ quests.

We have 6.5k+ unique NPCs and 51k+ unique items. That's a lot more than I can remembers. Really cool. What about also showing us how many unique cosmetics too?

I believe these numbers may be referenced from Runescape only. How about we add in the numbers from at least SCUM?

28-Sep-2023 01:00:01

Sc Jw
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Dilbert2001 said :
I will call for even more attention on very positive but understated information.
As owner I hear "blah blah blah blah"

Dilbert2001 said :
I believe these numbers may be referenced from Runescape only. How about we add in the numbers from at least SCUM?
Imagine telling your owner that you want buy "SCUM". Especially the part of about why. Can't do it in house so we'll go buy somebody else to do it for us.

Your fired.

28-Sep-2023 02:36:53

Dilbert2001
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Uh oh! Fake owner of Jagex. I am still the CEO of Jagex, and I am still making orders on this thread. What can you do? :D

I will also work on buying another causal gaming studio like King for Actionvision Blizzard.

28-Sep-2023 03:05:28

Dilbert2001
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Phony pixels don't even have tears. They can't even cry, let alone doing a thing against my executive CEO powers.

I am going to find Jagex a new owner and sell it for a big price anyway, and then I take my big bonus and go elsewhere. Who care about tearless pixels?

28-Sep-2023 16:15:53 - Last edited on 28-Sep-2023 16:33:57 by Dilbert2001

Mini JIT
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Dilbert2001 said :
Phony pixels don't even have tears. They can't even cry, let alone doing a thing against my executive CEO powers.

I am going to find Jagex a new owner and sell it for a big price anyway, and then I take my big bonus and go elsewhere. Who care about tearless pixels?

How are you going to find a new owner? The UK has banned the sale of any stocks or shares until the fraud charges get investigated.

The yanks are taking Jagex to court on June 11th next year on RICO, corruption and money laundering charges. The case against the owners has been dropped so they are directly after Jagex. I guess they can settle out of court but that will make them look even more guilty and even then, they would have to pay around £200m+ allowing for high UK inflation.

The CEO better look for a non-extradition country to move to before that.

28-Sep-2023 17:46:51

Sc Jw
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Mini JIT said :
Dilbert2001 said :
Phony pixels don't even have tears. They can't even cry, let alone doing a thing against my executive CEO powers.

I am going to find Jagex a new owner and sell it for a big price anyway, and then I take my big bonus and go elsewhere. Who care about tearless pixels?

How are you going to find a new owner? The UK has banned the sale of any stocks or shares until the fraud charges get investigated.

The yanks are taking Jagex to court on June 11th next year on RICO, corruption and money laundering charges. The case against the owners has been dropped so they are directly after Jagex. I guess they can settle out of court but that will make them look even more guilty and even then, they would have to pay around £200m+ allowing for high UK inflation.

The CEO better look for a non-extradition country to move to before that.
"Though Plaintiff is still investigating the influences which led to Huarong’s refusal to honor the contract, upon information and belief, SNHT and Jagex intentionally interfered with PSH’s contract with Huarong at the behest of Yen."

"The former chairman of China Huarong Asset Management Co, Lai Xiaomin, was executed on Friday following his conviction on bribery charges by a court in Tianjin"

Guess China is out, seems they are taking these charges quite seriously.

28-Sep-2023 18:57:49

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