I don't suppose the possibility crossed any of your minds that I had no intention whatsoever of starting a new thread?
None of you even suspected that this whole Grief thread was in fact just one big set up to get you all ready for the next thread, to go through the whole consultation process of naming a new clan, stooping so low in fact to even create a thread in General asking people for their help in naming our new clan, when in fact I was never going to create a new anti-clan?
THAT THE SOLE PURPOSE OF EVERYTHING WAS TO GRIEF YOU ALL??????
Need I remind you that on the first page I am listed as a member, "Corugi, resident evil"?
TO CARRY OUT A GRIEFING OF SUCH MAGNITUDE! UPON MY OWN CLANNIES!
A GRIEFING SO TREACHEROUS, SO INHUMANE, SO VILE AND WANTONLY DESPICABLE THAT THE NAME OF CORUGI WOULD BE UTTERLY REVILED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!
A THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
No? It didn't cross your minds? Oh. Umm. That's quite annoying. That means I failed to corrupt you sufficiently.
You see, if I had reduced you all to a level of evil as evil as my own, then you would have immediately suspected that I would be doing such an abhorrent thing and would never have fallen for it.
But you all fell for it. So I have failed.
Damn.
Well then! I shall just have to try again, wont I?
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
20-Jun-2018 10:46:56