I dont think I can outdo that selection of parodies. So I won't. So there!
Isn't "won't" a strange word. ( Actually a contraction of "will not" ). That's what I like about English , its got all these strange words that we use all the time and never take much notice of. But when you stop and think of them, listen to how they sound, just how archaic and all Anglo-Saxony-Vikingly, it makes you want to run outside and burn a few villages and slay some Christian priests. Even if the first recorded use of the word "won't" was as recent as the 16th century, it still sounds barbaric and blood lusting and all a running amok with battle axes.
At least that's how I feel. How about yous?
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
02-Dec-2020 06:11:56