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Scouse said :
Sorry but i seem to be slightly to drunk to post tonight but i will be 100% honest in my typing...

To whom it may concern, i regret to inform you of my terrible sickness i am going through at the moment, i have tried to
turn up for work but i just cant
, i was ok earlier but upon noticing the return of Feefs
my whole body and everything around me just melted
, oh and then i got the shits a bit, should be ok for tomorrow..........
Goodnight and take care









much love


Return of Feefs? Where?
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11-Sep-2021 11:01:07

Scouse
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Kings Abbot said :
Scouse said :
Sorry but i seem to be slightly to drunk to post tonight but i will be 100% honest in my typing...

To whom it may concern, i regret to inform you of my terrible sickness i am going through at the moment, i have tried to
turn up for work but i just cant
, i was ok earlier but upon noticing the return of Feefs
my whole body and everything around me just melted
, oh and then i got the shits a bit, should be ok for tomorrow..........
Goodnight and take care









much love


Return of Feefs? Where?


Ot lounge, i mean,,,

Cough cough, splutter splutter!!!!

Much love

Scouse - God of the dreaded lurgy!!
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17-Sep-2021 21:47:56

Scouse
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Am i still on holiday, i seem to have forgotten what day i started, if so, hope all is well and cya all soon..

If not....

Ooops, i'll single handedly open up the shop for the next 2 weekends even while knowing that weekend trading was always seen as a sin to us and we all swore to never open up on a saturday "cos of the footy" and it would be a sin to open on sunday cos that would mean we could not attend church!!!

But i am prepared to take one for the team and ignore the mighty god of bathroom soft furnishings and open our doors "do we even have doors?" for the next week or so if i'm late coming back from my holidays!

Much love

Scouse - I know we don't sell towels but for your own safety this weekend, don't ask me if we have any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-Oct-2021 01:14:34

Scouse
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I see what you mean about the sheety plasticy things we look at as "doors"...

But i stood true to my word and single handedly opened up!!

I found the best way to open our plastic sheety doors was to just swipe them..

So after a whole weekend of swiping right......

I did not sell a thing =(

But on another note...

Somehow my love life has been amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love

Scouse - He of many ladies!
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09-Oct-2021 00:13:12

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Its a good job this mysterious right swiping love life has appeared in my life because thankfully the dozens upon dozens of single pretty ladies bestowed upon me have been feeding me and putting a roof above my head because i have not been paid for 3, maybe 4 months now =(

Don't get me wrong, i am happy to fly the flag "made from the same wool towels are made from" to keep this great business alive and keeping Mr Corugilanders name going strong and forever on the tip of peoples tongues, never forgotten!!!

And yes, i am aware that Feefs was the one in charge of all incomings and outgoings of the companies finances.....

And yes i also am aware that she has not been about to much either to run our finances =(

But i feel terrible even asking this but i feel i must.....................

Can i somehow and some way just be paid enough for some bread and water, maybe even a loaf and 3 fishes!!!!!!!!

Much love

Scouse - On the brink of asking to craft peoples uncut gems for free!!!
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16-Oct-2021 02:16:45

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Ever tried to catch a scared turkey while drunk?

Might have had a better chance of grabbing it if i was not holding a pack of saxo sage and onion stuffing while randomly screaming "WHEN I GET YOU THIS IS GOING RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!"

In other news..........

I seem to have been well fed up this week and weigh maybe 17.4 stone....." i reckon someone is fattening me up for the pot"

Oh and i almost forgot the most important news!!!!!!!!!!

We had a customer this week, wanted towels but told them "nicely" we don't sell them and as they left the shop, they dropped a fiver and didn't notice so we have for the 1st time in Bwians history.....................

MADE SOME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love

Scouse - Business man of the year on a thursday in October =)
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22-Oct-2021 22:25:43

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