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FiFi LaFeles

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I haven't been in for a while, seeing as I had no need to go non-towel shopping lately.
However, I am finding myself in dire need of not buying a towel this evening so thought I'd check if any bargains were available.

Obviously there are none but, looking on the cup half full side, I have saved myself from incurring considerable expense and had a laugh at the shambles in here.

A-HA-HA-HA !!!


See?

Oh, and I remember that film, The Abyss, where the guy fills his lungs up with ....stuff.... and goes all alien or something.

I'm not sure I agree about the form that Scouse's 'punishment' should take - whacking him with an egg whisk is unlikely to deter a battle-hardened Liverpudlian. I think confiscating his hubcap collection and chucking it in a car crusher would be more effective. Especially if we throw Corugi in as well - top laughs.


Ah, oh yeah .... BUMP
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

16-Nov-2020 23:54:22 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2020 23:55:18 by FiFi LaFeles

Kings Abbot

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He fills his lings with a liquid that can hold enough oxygen gas to "inhale" and carry away the "exhaled" carbon dioxide gas from the lungs. It's usually a perfluorocarbon liquid (Teflon is made from polymerised perfluorocarbons).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing

The scene with the rat submersed into the liquid was 100% real. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

17-Nov-2020 22:17:35

Corugi

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I was thinking more along the lines of putting Scouse into a whipping bowl and turning it on. Slowly at first. Then working up in stages until he is perfectly whipped. Then smearing him over a block of deeply frozen icecream and baking on high for about 10 minutes. But yeah, putting him and his hubcaps into a car crusher isn't a bad idea, providing we stand around later kicking the compacted block and pretending we are doing some sort of weird Bohemian performance art. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

19-Nov-2020 00:28:30

Corugi

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Wait. You were thinking of chucking ME into the car crusher as well? Oh. Well. Okay then. But in that case I expect a very high standard of pretend performance art.

By the way Feefs, you are required to bump this thread using someone else's bump post. Just go to another clan thread ( they are ll the same ) and copy paste a bump from there to here. Yes, its a little more work but think of the pretend performance art. Look, I will show one as an example. In fact I will use the same copy bump to bump Ghazwhatshisname's thread. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

19-Nov-2020 00:30:45 - Last edited on 19-Nov-2020 00:34:31 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Tch! Bumping is so passé.

If you really want to be BoHo about it one must conduct the bumps via the medium of song. Not any old song, however. One must take an old classic and re-word it so that it cannot possibly cause offence to anyone or any living thing in the known Universe.

Replace the lyrics with whatever springs to mind provided said words are cute and fuzzy and, most importantly, totally inclusive then chant your melody in time to kicking Scouse's remains - in a non-offensive manner, of course.

You will then be sublime enough to press the "." key and successfully raise this thread to the top of the dungheap, safe in the knowledge that you are using modern and humane methods which even Kim Jong-un would be proud of.
Le Chat Guerrier

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19-Nov-2020 10:16:32

Scouse
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I am lactose intolerant you murderously murdery murdering murderer!!!!!!!

On my gravestone it shall read this........

Scouse.

Lived to make the world dry after showering.

Loving husband to, too many wives to list and father of many "but he still never fuckin cheated jagex"

Much love

Scouse - From the coffin [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
#JFT96
August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life

21-Nov-2020 00:16:19

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Tch! Bumping is so passé.
I am always so behind the times. Or too many light years ahead. Very well then.

my My mY MY CORONA!
dum dah, da-da dah dum dee...
MY CORONA!
dum dah, da-da dah dum dee...
MY CORONA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v =o jrtwXqqc6g&ab_channel=ChrisMann

Scouse said :
I am lactose intolerant you murderously murdery murdering murderer!!!!!!!
Complaints, complaints...sheesh! Okay, okay, I will use Oat Milk, or Almond milk, or Rice milk. Suppose you want saccharine instead of sugar while you are being whipped to death, hmm?

NexOrigin said :

me-ow
Speaking for all of dogkind, I hereby declare a national emergency. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

28-Nov-2020 07:56:00 - Last edited on 28-Nov-2020 08:09:48 by Corugi

Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :


my My mY MY CORONA!
dum dah, da-da dah dum dee...
MY CORONA!
dum dah, da-da dah dum dee...
MY CORONA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v =o jrtwXqqc6g&ab_channel=ChrisMann


I see your parody, and I raise with a few more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Eo9M4-BrJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI47Q_pfqsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51PzYil5VHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DRternsL3M

Also, YouTube recommended this nice video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6T6Yj5u4k

Also, in Belgium yesterday, several carillon played their version of Bohemian Rapsody for some radio's top 1000 songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBJA2SvzrPc&list=WL&index=98

I also saw the movie with Rami Malek, it's a very nice one! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

29-Nov-2020 09:57:57

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