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Corugi

Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
I've got a bad feeling about this...

Nonsense. One good kick at the front door will bring the whole rotten hamburger crashing down. It will all be over by Corugimas.

Trewavas said :
That's clearly not a torpedo though.

Damn the torpedoes! This is a torpedo bomber!



Now. Where are those Yankee carriers? I am guessing they are floating around about here.... Somewhere in the blue bits.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jun-2020 03:05:58 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2020 03:13:08 by Corugi

Gylly

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Trewavas said :
Latest song:

Wav' of Threads

Parody of Ace of Spades, by Motörhead.

If you like to sing songs, I tell you: I'm the Wav',
Your gloop pongs, you'll sing songs it's all the same to me!

Your treasure makes you yay, makes no difference how you play!
I won't join your raid, the only squad I need is the Wav' of threads,
The face of raids!

Slaying up in high lands and prancing with the level,
Roaming for a penguin, it's all a game to me!

Seven or resetting, green eyes watching you!
Sever up your slays, never out to split, Wav' of threads,
Wav' of threads!

You know I'm out to choose, and wilderness I refuse!
But now I have to hunt my pengy,
I know I'm not going to live forever!
And don't forget P-K-er!

Posting up to Anti; I know you're gonna sing them,
Heed 'em and flee, the Wav man's song again!

I seek my hunting prize, I take one step and die!
The only thing I am, the only peep I'll be is the Wav' of threads,
Wav' of threads!


Gylly said :
bump of little consequence
I offer bumps containing big consequences!

SONG IDEAS!
(Trewavas, I'm up very early. Forgive me if these are lame =P )

About all the crazy things you can name your troll

About a girl who hasn't maxed in 15 years of playing (not me, I swear..)

About having dreams about Runescape

About a poor soul who just can't fashionscape to save his life

About losing your Phat in the wilderness

yawn.bump.yawn

08-Jun-2020 09:37:25

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Corugi said :
Damn the torpedoes! This is a torpedo bomber!
At first I thought it was a dive bomber, though I noticed it was likely to be a modified torpedo bomber. They just sunk the Arizona!

I accept your image. That's a torpedo. -nods-

Gylly said :
SONG IDEAS!
(Trewavas, I'm up very early. Forgive me if these are lame =P )

About all the crazy things you can name your troll

About a girl who hasn't maxed in 15 years of playing (not me, I swear..)

About having dreams about Runescape

About a poor soul who just can't fashionscape to save his life

About losing your Phat in the wilderness

I shall begin authoring these immediately!

08-Jun-2020 10:24:43 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2020 10:25:39 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Songs for Gylly! First up, is a song about RuneScape dreams. It's completely random, but aren't all dreams?

Dreams of Scape

Parody of Dream Police, by Cheap Trick.

The dreams of scape,
They sieve alongside of my digs,
The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They're bringing me to a quest so flee!
Oh no

You know that walks ain't cheap,
And those troopers ain't nice,
And when we dig down deep...
I'll just lose my new glaive!

In fights, in fights!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're dyeing my gear!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They come from my mate Ned,

The dream police
They're bringing me a quest...
So flee!

Well I'll catch some flies,
'Cause they're buzzing on me!
And when I play Vinesweep,
And I'm stealing by trees... a fright,
The Knight!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're spying on me!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

I try to 'Scape,
I'll bake a cake,
I can't find me a crone!
Crews just get paid to find locations,
They'll leave me at home!
I spy on them,
They try to hide,
They won't leave me alone!
They transmute me then they're the dreams of scape: brawl for fun!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're spying on me!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They come from my mate Ned,

The dream of scape!
They're coming as barrelchest seeks,

The dreams of scape (scape, scape)
The dreams of scape (scape, scape)

08-Jun-2020 11:31:00

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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You wanted one about how you weren't maxed? Here you go. :)

Unmaxed Girl

Parody of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel

Unmaxed Girl!
She's been playing in an unmaxed world!
I bet she never had a maxed out guild,
I bet the gloopers never helped her try...

I'm gonna write for an unmaxed girl,
She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed up guy,
That's what I am!

And when she hunts,
Through her scape: takes her time,
And when she wakes up,
And dreams of a punny song.
She'll say "I'm not so tough,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

You know I can't see her in an up-skilled world,
She's getting tired of her low-class tools,
And all the teasings from an up-skilled 'wav,
She's got a choice!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed gyll,
You know she can't afford to buy her skills?
But maybe someday when her ship comes in,
She'll understand the kind of Ports I run..
But not for fun!

And when she's digging,
She's thinking "you swine!"
And when she's talking,
She'll say that she'll sing-my-song!

She'll say "I took fifteen,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed up guy,
That's what I am!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl,
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl!

08-Jun-2020 12:07:58 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2020 12:12:38 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Fifi wanted disappointment. I remembered your disappointment at losing your favourite hat.
Here you go.

Don't Sigh
Parody of Don't Cry, by Guns n' Roses

Post for it Fifi, there's...something on your hat.
Don't hang your hat in sorrow, and please don't sigh.
I know how you feel for fashion, I've been there I swear.
Something has changed now with Robins, how could you know?

Don't you sigh tonight, I'll still mourn your Robin,
And don't you sigh with fright.
Don't you sigh tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
And don't you cry tonight.

I'll give you a tissue, as you say your goodbyes.
Let out a hiss before you, tell it goodbye.
Won't you sing with the bard now, and just remember: be glad!
I'll still be mourning for you, and the hats we l-oh-o-o-o-ost, Fifi!

Don't you sigh with fright,
Don't you sigh with fright,
Don't you cry tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
Don't you sigh with fright!

And please remember, I'm the Prince of Thieves!
Oh, and please remember, how you broke her hat now, JaGex!
You want to wear it your own way, but you'll so broke now, looker!
You'll feel anguished with sorrow, come the clue-scroll loot now, Fifi!

Don't you sigh tonight,
Don't you sigh tonight,
Don't you cry tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
Don't you sigh!
Don't you ever sigh!
Don't you sigh tonight, Fifi, maybe, someday!
Don't you sigh!
Don't you ever sigh!
Don't you sigh with fright!

08-Jun-2020 23:53:32

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