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Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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I have achieved parody!


Jokku and Anja

Parody of Johnny and Mary, by Robert Palmer
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE
Original lyrics: https://genius.com/Robert-palmer-johnny-and-mary-lyrics


Jokku's always bumming around
Trying to find currency
He tells all the forums to confirm
That he's in Rimmy
Anja counts the cash
Knows he loves easily

Jokku thinks the world would be right
If it could buy love from him
Anja says he loves her gift
More than a woman
But she gave her cash
Even when the stack was slim

Jokku says he's willing to bum
When he decides Hengel's a tool
(in Dutch, 'een hengel' is a fishing rod, so he is indeed a tool)
Jokku says he'll live everywhere
Where she would move to
Anja combs her hair
Says she could get used to it

Anja always donates her coins
She never knows what to think
She says that he still acts like he's
just been robbed
Scared that he won't be loved
Without a second thought
Bumming around

Jokku feels he's making his wealth
Trying to make sense of her
Anja says he's making a real
sense of devotion
So she combs her hair
Knows he loves easily

Jokku's always bumming around
Trying to find currency
He tells all the forums to confirm
That he's in Rimmy
Anja counts the cash
Says she could get used to it

Jokku's always bumming around
Bumming around



This sure is more difficult than writing the Gloopy Bible! This stuff needs rythm too, not just fancy words!
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

09-Jun-2020 21:42:35 - Last edited on 09-Jun-2020 21:44:21 by Kings Abbot

Corugi

Corugi

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I have found what I believe to be the American fleet.


I will launch an immediate attack! !!!6!!!

CORUGIZAI!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

10-Jun-2020 03:06:20 - Last edited on 10-Jun-2020 03:07:03 by Corugi

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