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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Hylonome said :
What has happened


No one specific thing. Just had enough of the institutionalised snowflake-iness and the presence of certain persons who really ought to be taken out at dawn and dealt with.

I can't see those individuals thanks to the splendid tool afforded by another forum user but their odious presence is still evident from the posts preceding and following some of their abhorrent utterances.

One or two others who are prolific asshats and batshit crazy.

Then there's the general air of dereliction due to total abandonment by Jagex, which lends a pervasive dispiriting air to the place.

So all in all time to move on to greater things. I'm currently steeped in the utterly absorbing discussions to be had on the forums of Gnat Breeders Monthly. Although it is, of course, imperative that this formidable Clan must be maintained in the spotlight.

Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

20-Mar-2020 06:12:05

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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(Reposting here)

I've been informed that I'm classified as a key worker (I work for local government in assisting with educational services) and though I'm working from home, I may be be re-deployed to assist with health and social care provision. An interesting start to my career considering I only graduated from my MA course in December and started work in January.

I'll also be helping the elderly in my local area, and if I get time, I'll start updating my thread with a few short, sharp tunes to wash your hands to.

Stay safe everyone.

20-Mar-2020 22:12:46

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Also, I'm rehashing some of my old parodies as 'hand washing' songs. See here:

Annexing in the RS

20 second parody of
Anarchy in the UK, by The Sex Pistols.


Right: Frou ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-clan!
I am an annexer!
I know what I want,
And I know how to get it!
I want a return of the Robin Hat!

'Cause I want to destroy the Airuties!
Five dogs now!

Annexing for the R.S.
It's coming right now, and maxing,
I kill a skiller, stop a Warband line,
Your favourite hat has sure been broken!

'Cause I want to be anti-clan!
In the Ardy!

How many ways think of name?


-->>
WASH YOUR HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS!
<<--

20-Mar-2020 23:04:29 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2020 23:05:42 by Trewavas

Hylonome

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Trewavas said :
(Reposting here)

I've been informed that I'm classified as a key worker (I work for local government in assisting with educational services) and though I'm working from home, I may be be re-deployed to assist with health and social care provision. An interesting start to my career considering I only graduated from my MA course in December and started work in January.

I'll also be helping the elderly in my local area, and if I get time, I'll start updating my thread with a few short, sharp tunes to wash your hands to.

Stay safe everyone.



Oooh
Stop playing the forums

21-Mar-2020 07:41:30

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Heh Heh ...... your best song ever, Freddie. I heartily approve and will be chirping it whilst conducting my ablutions :D

We're expecting The Ole Man to get laid off next week as he's a Drayman (delivers booze) and the UK just ordered a shutdown of all bars, pubs, clubs, restaurants etc. But he's got HGV1 and there's a shortage of drivers elsewhere, so no worries. I fear for the welfare of the self-employed here, they will struggle badly.

I'm now self-isolating at home as I'm in the High Risk category (and everywhere is bloody shut anyway). We're okay-ish for provisions atm and there's plenty of rabbits around here.

On the bright side I'll have oodles of time to keep this Clan thread bumped. Maybe we could use this pandemic to our advantage - offer a joining incentive of some toilet rolls :P
Le Chat Guerrier

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21-Mar-2020 11:03:36

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Thanks. I'll have to try and write some more in the coming weeks. :P

Ah, I see. I imagine he'll be able to pick up some more work in the sector soon. There's also a lot of jobs being created at supermarkets, some of them paying a -good- wage, so that's an option too.

I've been self isolating my whole life anyway, so welcome to the club. But in all seriousness, stay safe, stay fed, and let the rabbits live... for now.

I'm just off to enjoy a piece of fried lavatory paper.

Ghazgkull said :
just got my travel pass so i can still go to work. fun times.


Take a bottle of gloop with you at all times. And a gas mask.

21-Mar-2020 11:24:22 - Last edited on 21-Mar-2020 11:44:49 by Trewavas

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Day-ummm I have got the head cold from Hell. Going into it's second week tomorrow.
I didn't know the human body could exude so much mucous and still retain a bipedal shape.

I think I'm transmogrifying into a High Priestess of Gloop.
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22-Mar-2020 09:52:33

Ghazgkull

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Trewavas said :
Thanks. I'll have to try and write some more in the coming weeks. :P

Ah, I see. I imagine he'll be able to pick up some more work in the sector soon. There's also a lot of jobs being created at supermarkets, some of them paying a -good- wage, so that's an option too.

I've been self isolating my whole life anyway, so welcome to the club. But in all seriousness, stay safe, stay fed, and let the rabbits live... for now.

I'm just off to enjoy a piece of fried lavatory paper.

Ghazgkull said :
just got my travel pass so i can still go to work. fun times.


Take a bottle of gloop with you at all times. And a gas mask.


good idea. usually i just have a paper bag filled with gloop but a bottle is a much better idea.

FiFi LaFeles said :
Day-ummm I have got the head cold from Hell. Going into it's second week tomorrow.
I didn't know the human body could exude so much mucous and still retain a bipedal shape.

I think I'm transmogrifying into a High Priestess of Gloop.


i could wish for you to feel better but on the other hand we could always use another cult spiritual leader.
WAAAGH!!!

22-Mar-2020 10:39:53

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