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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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BUMP


I ate a chicken nugget once. It must have been over 40 years ago and a Kentucky Fried opened in our area and I was keen to try it out ..... it was something entirely new for us Brits.

It was totally horrible and I haven't eaten one since.


#scarred4life
#where'smycompensation
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06-Jun-2020 08:55:08

Gylly

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FiFi LaFeles said :
BUMP


I ate a chicken nugget once. It must have been over 40 years ago and a Kentucky Fried opened in our area and I was keen to try it out ..... it was something entirely new for us Brits.

It was totally horrible and I haven't eaten one since.


#scarred4life
#where'smycompensation

Ooof that bad huh? I didn't even know KFC makes chicken nuggets. I usually stick with Wendy's or McDonald's =P

06-Jun-2020 10:59:36

Kings Abbot

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Kings Abbot said :
Ghazgkull said :
kings abbot

Yes?

i just wanted you to know you're a hero to us all.

Oh, thanks!

I have an idea to make parody song lyrics like Trewavas does about Jokku (and Anja of course). I currently have one line. Maybe if I get myself to it, somewhere next week it might be finished.

FiFi LaFeles said :
BUMP


I ate a chicken nugget once. It must have been over 40 years ago and a Kentucky Fried opened in our area and I was keen to try it out ..... it was something entirely new for us Brits.

It was totally horrible and I haven't eaten one since.


#scarred4life
#where'smycompensation

I had the same thing with a McDonalds hamburger some twenty years ago as a kid. Never ate a hamburger since, even though pretty much any burger would be better than a McDonaldTrump. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

06-Jun-2020 11:25:44

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Gylly said :
Trewavas, that was awesome. I'd bet you can make anything into a great song. Cheers, m8!
Thanks, you're welcome. :o I'm always stuck for ideas, so hit me with anything you have. Just don't hit me with bladed weapons or blunt objects. D:

I still have the scars from Chicken Nuggets during my student years spent working in McDonald's.

Oh good God. Anja.

06-Jun-2020 12:40:58

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
I ate a chicken nugget once.

Having grown up with American TV and comic books I was thoroughly immersed in the whole McDonalds as the ultimate burger thing. Imagine my excitement as a kid when a MacDonalds finally opened up in my country. Problem was it was a four hour drive away. The only one in the country. It was here. I could almost taste it. But I had to wait until eventually my family took a trip that passed through that part of the country.

This took years of waiting. YEARS. Probably more like 6 months. But to a little kid 6 months is near enough to eternity.

My poor parents. How we badgered them. It was imperative we make a detour into this nothing town because it had the ONLY McDonald's in the country. Here was a God given opportunity to indulge in the GREATEST thing EVER! !!!6!!! THE AMERICAN DREAM! They reluctantly, very reluctantly, agreed.

As we made the tedious detour we regaled them with the MacDonald's lore. Them Big Arches. The fucking clown. The Big Mac. The apple pie. The Shakes. OMG! At last! A real ALL AMERICAN shake! It would just be a billion times better than our ordinary homegrown squalid corner shop fastfood cheese burgers and milkshakes. Because everything the Americans did was BIGGER and BETTER! We could barely contain our excitement. I nearly peed myself.

At last we arrived, and poured in like a small horde of Visigoths come to sack Rome. Funny. I didnt see any clown. Oh well. WHO CARES? There's BIG MACS, SHAKES, and APPLE PIE waiting, just in a famously claimed 5 minute downtime or you get it for free.

Here was the moment of truth.

I stared at the burger. Surely there was some mistake? I thought it was supposed to be BIG? Is that a slice of ghastly processed cheese? And what is this pickle crap? Holy fuck, it was all gone in a couple of starchy bites. I checked the box. Yes, it clearly stated "BIG MAC".

I lost my childhood that day. And I burnt my tongue on the apple pie. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

06-Jun-2020 17:07:08

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