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Your name is ZAMORAK, and you are a devout servant of the eternally wise being whose name you are not fit to speak.

Well, you feel fit to speak it when she's not watching, but you'll politely refrain for now.

You are VERY SMART.

Looking around your room, you see nothing but evidence of how smart you truly are. You were not born with these riches, but you were born with these brains. You look at things in the PERFECT WAY. And you find it hilarious that so few understand how you can keep beating them.

You are, quite frankly, a GENIUS.

You favor two different STRIFE SPECIBI. One is KNIFEKIND. You do like knives. The other specibus you think you will keep to yourself for a little while. For personal reasons, of course.

What do you do?

WHEEEEEEEEE!

You spend the next ten minutes playing with your knives. You taught yourself long ago to be basically the best knife juggler in the world. That was a great use of your time then, and so is this now.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

Yeah, enough of this silliness. Juggling knives. Pfft! Like you would waste your time when there are so many incredibly serious things to do. Like gloating over your riches. Again. Pfft!

You start looking around your room. There is a single door covered in ANCIENT RUNES, and a single window. There is also a CLOSET DOOR.

You make your way over to the bed. Carefully. You have to be a little careful where you step to avoid stepping on any ENCHANTED CUTLERY.

Your BOX OF SCIENCE sits there. The person you were chatting with seems to be wondering where you've got to, but you aren't in the mood to wade through the BACKLOG right now. Backlog is a WASTE OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME.

You glance under the bed.

Yup.

The imps are still down there.

Waiting.

Scheming.

You really need to get rid of those ******* imps.

The door opens out into the hall. The walls of the hall are lined with PRICELESS PAINTINGS and ANCIENT TAPESTRIES. There are also THREE WALL SAFES.

Your trusted GUARDIAN is also out here--not that you can ever see him. You sure can hear him, though.

Looks like he's in another one of his MOODS...

You pass through the hallway and come to a spiral staircase. The staircase appears to lead up and down.

You catch a glimpse of something

scurrying up the stairs and out of sight as you approach.